We can't have nice things because.... toddlers.

This is pretty self explanatory. After I knew Cameron wasn't hurt, I couldn't speak except to tell him, "Go to your room."
Dan and I cleaned up all the glass, and talked about what happened. I went in and calmly talked to Cameron about how we have to be careful, he could have gotten hurt, and we have to take nice care of our things.
Dan and I gave each other high fives. I feel like it was the first time in Cameron's 3 years of life that we were both patient, and on the same page- a real parenting win!